friendship oath
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you\'ve finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don\'t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

This is my oath... I pledge it till the end.
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haha...that was cute! chip sent that to me in an email, so i just stuck it on here cause its totally true!! lol! i just found another one. its great. its called happy holidays...and as you can see, i\'m a little slow at checking some of my email addresses! woops! but its cute. read it!

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To all my friends,

As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me \"forwards\" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.

Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put \"Under God\" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their \"chickens\" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program.

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!

If you don\'t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (CDT) this afternoon.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next-door neighbor\'s ex-mother-in-law\'s second husband\'s cousin\'s beautician.


HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL...THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!

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cute stuff. anywho. now about my day. umm...well i guess we\'ll start before this morning. yesterday i was informed that i still owe over $350 to go to this school and i have to have it by um..tomorrow. so if that doesnt happen, which something tells me it wont, then i\'ll have to switch schools. yay me. umm, then i had piano, then went home for about 2 seconds, made 2 phone calls, and headed to work. matt came up to work and we did the official break up thing, that was a blast...we got slammed at work, i was dealing with the doors/wait lists/customers by myself because the kitchen got really backed up, got yelled at by an irate customer (that was AWESOME! not really) and thats about it...but i totally kicked *** doing it all by myself! woo! next time i talk to eliz, i\'m gonna talk about a raise, or even laura but only if she\'s in the right mood. then, when i finally got off work, i went home, called dennis cause he promised to leave his phone on, and found out that he didnt, then called chuck and we talked for about a good hour and a half until mom got home, that was fun. we got online together and we were in a chat room just being stupid while talking on the phone. it was fun. wish he would come back and visit me, i miss him a ton. i think the ny-quil is still with me a bit from last night....it made me oversleep this morning and is till feel way drugged. ugh. but i did see these 2 stuck up girls get caught by the SRO\'s for leaving when i came in! it was freakin hilarious! i started laughing when i saw it and they just glared. it was great! anywho, i think i\'m gonna go surf the net and play some games. more later...maybe.

~haley bean~

Mood : happy
Music : miss me baby - chris cagle -

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why is it when i am close to my brithday all wrong goes wrong well my friend died and my cat died and last month my girlfriends\' cusin got killed in a fire i hate my life right now it sucks big balls.

Mood : sad
Music : system of the down

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so last night, jake amy and james and i went tobogganing. then we went out. we went to Evolution, one of the night clubs downtown, one i havent been to yet. i have two reasons for wanting to go: one, i havent been to it yet and wanted to see. two, the promotions manager for the club messaged my MySpace and we\'ve been chatting for a while.

soh. we go in and the place is pretty much dead, but it\'s a wednesday night so that\'s to be expected. however, there are two boys at the bar, one in a yellow silky shirt, and the other with lots of tattoos. the boys play pool and amy and i play foosball. i tell her that i suspect the boy in the yellow shirt is Shane, the guy i\'ve been talking to. so i ask jake (who played pool against him) if he knows the guy\'s name. he says he\'s unsure. so amy and i go to the bar and get a drink. while we\'re there, the bartender asks him to get something, and calls him Shane.

so, there i am, with three boys (james, jake, and tweeter\'s friend brandon) and i\'m dressed like a skank (i wore that red lingerie top you bought me jilly, with a black bikini top underneath it...amy made me) and there\'s this boy i know i\'m attracted to, who\'s actually really cute in real life too.

so, i decide to bite the bullet and introduce myself. it takes him a minute to put it together, but when he does we get into a nice conversation, starting with him asking how i am, and i say dressed like a skank. i ask him how he is and he says \'dressed like a prep\'. i like the way this one handles himself. then amy leans over and is like \'that\'s they guy tweeter and brandon got stuff off of earlier\'. i laughed. somehow, NB is ridiculously small. oh well. we all share a laugh about it.

he asks me how i like the club, and i say it\'s a lot smaller than i thought it would be, i thought there would be more levels. he said there are, leans over the the bar tender and says \'is it okay if i show her the back room?\' and leads me to a set of double doors. we go through. there\'s this immense dark room, with a city skyline painted on the wall. a stage dominates one end of the room, and there\'s a sunken dance floor in front of it. pretty ***ing cool. (it reminded me a little of the Trout Creek Bar Jill, with the mural of the wizard? except much much cl***ier) then he takes me up to one of the VIP lounges, holding my hand. it\'s a bunch of couches, but it\'s got it\'s own private bar. it\'s a really nice lay out of the club. we talk a bit, and then head back to the stairs, where he pauses. i have enough intuition to know that this is the perfect spot and time for a kiss, so we do.

mmm boys that can kiss.

anyway. we sit down on a couch and talk more, kiss a little more. then one of the bar tenders comes in and says \'hey shane, you might want to wrap up the tour, her friend is looking for her\'. i laugh. amy loves me, sometimes too much. so we go back down and i sit with amy and she\'s like \'i was worried! the guy told me that there were only beds back there!\' so we all shared a good laugh about that. he\'s really great, has a good sense of humour and a good sense of himself.

i cant believe that he knows tweeter. goddamn my life is random!

the rest of the night went well, more pool, more dancing, and we left. i really would like to see Shane again, i think i will. the entire night went well.

and! kris hooked up with a girl from his cl***! so that issue is getting simplified. although i think i\'ve pretty much made my decision anyway. it\'s been made for a long time, i just dont quite know how to execute it.

anyway. that was my night, and it rocked. it\'s a great story if nothing else comes out of it. now i have to go to cl***.

-A.

Mood : fuck yea!
Music : Not listening / Watchin anything.

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so i found this website that is like myspace and xanga but i can access it from school which is great! yay. yea i need to tell Ashley bout this so me and her can talk through it when we are bored in cl***!

so yeaaaaaa.......

i need to go finish my projects for now grr i dont wanna. i dont feel too great i think me and corey are getting sick

oh i know what i wanna do i wanna make this pretty!

Mood : In Love
Music : Not listening / Watchin anything.

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I am so mad at my brother. We got into a big fight and he was pulling my hair and hitting me and kicking me and pinching me. I was just sitting there and letting him do because if i were to have hit him back then my stupid mom would have hit me. So i got so sick and tired of pulling my hair, that when he started head butting me head butted him back and my mom saw and slamed on the breaks and told me to get out of the car. So I did and she was checking out his head and when she was done she looked at me and said get back in the car. I was so ***ing pissed of because while he was doing all of this stuff she never said anything to him. But Whatever.

Mood : Pissed Off
Music : All (Absolutely no Country)

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\"I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out
in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor,
every atom of me in magnificent glow,
than a sleepy and permanent planet.

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time.\"
-- Jack London


I found this somewhere in my portfolio.. It felt so true.

Mood :
Music : Not listening / Watchin anything.

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Should I forget u or should i keep loving u?
I want to wait on u, but there is still no sign from u
I love u from the bottom of my heart
I have struggled for years to make myself out of u
but still, i can not make it

I am loving someone who does not love me at all

Mood : sad
Music : Not listening / Watchin anything.

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.....well yesterday was extremly interesting....i had just found out last night why my boyfriend was ignoring me when he met up with me @ the mall....apparently some of my boyfriends friends are going around his school and saying that this whole time i have been going out with someone else from a diffrent school....when i found this is out i was ready to kill someone!! yesterday my friend ran into my boyfriend at the mall and he looked upset and she asked what was wrong and he told her that his friends just told him that this whole time i was cheating on him...she told my boyfriend that his friends are full of *** because its not true.....when my friend got home and told me what happened i didnt really know what to do....how the *** were people able to walk around and say crap about me like im a whore and im dating two people @ once???....its all ***en bull***!!! i have to find out who is saying this *** about me because it isnt ***en fair that ppl think they know me and yet there nvr met me and there making my life miserable.i also found out that this week my boyfriend cheated on me again and made out with a few diffrent people to get back @ me because he was mad and hurt @ what he had head about me.i dont know what do im sooo lost....not to mention that im so hurt that people did this to me and lied about what i was doing and im NOT going out with anybody else because im not like that @ all...i could NEVER cheat on anybody because i have been on the other side a lot and i know what it feels like to be hurt....

...well 2morrow im going to the mall to talk to my boyfriend and straighten things out...hopefully he will tell me who was telling him that i was going out with some1 else...i just want to work things out with every1 and i dont want ppl to get the wrong idea about me and think that im a slut when im really not.

...ill be writting more on monday about what happened on friday @ the mall....

Mood : shocked!
Music : Not listening / Watchin anything.

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last night i went to this new local show venue
it\'s the walkerville theatre in windsor
it was a pretty nice place
too bad the turn-out sucked.
i wasn\'t there for the whole thing,
but i wouldn\'t say that there was anymore than 50 people there at a time.

i came late because i had to work.
so i ended up missing
open door policy.
those guys are cuties.
oh my.
and they definitely have potential.
they\'re going to get places.

i did make it in time for holden\'s last stand.
bardo - the screamer dude - is 100% kick ***.
your life just isn\'t complete until you\'ve met this guy.
he is sweetness.
and i actually play in a band with his grandfather.
haha kind of funny actually.

anyways, i saw some people there that i knew...
like chrisC and people from school.
i mostly chilled with my brother and derekB.
we also went to talk to colin.
gnf booked a show for him,
but evan thinks that he may be in new york then.
so they have to check that out.

i also got flyers from colin to hand out.
this morning i already p***ed a heap load out.
and i\'ll get people at lunch as well...
...but not today\'s lunch because i have a student council meeting.

note to self:
ask colin if he\'s in charge of all of the walkerville theatre shows.
if he is, tell him how much you love him for booking bbabh.
becasue they are amazing!!!
:end of note to self

thursday mornings are boring.
kayla has guidance crap.
ugh.
and even though i\'m tired,
i don\'t want to sleep.

i typed out my revised poem
and explained what and why i changed what i did.
that was due yesterday
but i forgot.
i thought only the isu was due yesterday.
oops.
so i\'ll get a late on this.
oh well.

more colour faded from my hair this morning.
i hope to be able to do something with it this weekend.
i kind of got another idea rather than what i was thinking.
but i\'ll wait and see what the store has before i go and make any final decisions.

this friday there is a dance.
at general amherst
(my school)
from 7-11pm
gym A
5$
it\'s going to be kickin.
better than homecoming.
anyone from any school is welcome...
...just make sure to bring your student i.d.

sorry, i have to advertising.
being on student council and all.

but make sure you all go to colin\'s show as well!
saturday, january, 21st
novello rosati complex
3939 carmichael
(mic mac park)
6:30pm (sharp)
5$

bands include:
street tension
the tallywackers
angry agency
keepin6
the johnstones (which is love)
and
cerimonial snips

go to the show!
the pig is dead!

...yeah, don\'t ask what that last bit was for.
more info can be found at:
www.atthepunkshow.com
www.thetallywakers.vze.com

and if you have a myspace...
which i\'m sure you all do
...add
www.myspace.com/atthepunkshow
and
www.myspace.com/pointlesspunk
to your friend list.
this way you can get all the latest shows and stuff.
keep an eye out in the bulletin section
for the most recent events and updates.

do0o0o0o it!
you\'ve got nothing to lose
and everything to gain!

i would also like to say that my shirt is kickin
i bought it last night
(surprise surprise)
it\'s pink...
and has a pair of legs in stilettos on it
then it says:
BROKEN GL*** WINGS
stiletto killers
(the band is BGW)
they played last night.
second last band.

the singer guy came right to the front of the stage...
where i was at
...and let the guys behind me sing into his mic.
so all i got was crotch.
and i couldn\'t back up,
and there wasn\'t really anything i could do.
so i turned and looked at sarahF and we just laughed.

another funny thing is what the singer said between songs.
he was talking about some girl that has a tattoo
...a tinkerbell tattoo
and sarahF was like
\"dude! that\'s me!\"
apparently the b***ist wanted to see it or something.
yet she has no clue as to how the know about her body mod.

she does have a picture of it on myspace,
but she didn\'t think that any of them would actually look through her profile.
go sarah!!!
hahaha.

oh - and the b***ist didn\'t end up getting to see it.
she would of had to of taken off her pants,
and she had no intention of doing so.

gawd time is going slowly.
this sucks.
bad.
real bad.
and bad.

see!
it\'s so bad that i can\'t even come up with a good description on how horrible it is.
ugh.

well,
i\'m out.
i\'ll go talk to digou for the rest of the period or something.
*sigh*

x---victoria

Mood :
Music : Not listening / Watchin anything.

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IIIIIIII have a hurty throat. allen has a dirty sock. and nick has a dirty sanchez... apparently.

sarah got me james dean tshirt and i exploded. I LOVE THE THINGS THAT PEOPLE GET ME FOR JAMES DEAN THING TIMES. woooooooooooooooooooooo.

i heart the james dean. it matters not that he is dead.

i\'m mike tyson. and i\'ll bite ears off. sometimes i forget how stupid final exams are until i take them. and that happens for one week ever 3 months. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. aaa.

at the present moment, i\'m waiting for mommay to get here and give me more of the chewy things that helped my glands be not as swollen. WOOOOO again.

and then. i was done. FOR SERIOUS. IZZLE. pop. s.

Mood : touched
Music : HHHMMMM ten years - wasteland?

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